Texas Iron 3:50 Tue Jan 17
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We bought 32 strikers but hardly can score
It must be a problem we solve never more
Who must be the fool that's picking the duds
Why it's Sullivan all on his own not the club
We wonder why Bilic can't find a good scorer
So so sad that we struggle for ever and more
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Bonds
11:41 Wed Jan 18
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There's a team called West Ham United
Whose luck, it would seem, is lop-sided
Their strikers can't score
I just can't take any more
And Brady, the cunt, is short-sighted
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Your mum
11:16 Wed Jan 18
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© Yeats
PMSL!!
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Agent Scud
11:02 Wed Jan 18
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Texas laments on the problems up front,
So many sharp-shooters but all of them blunt,
Is Bilic to blame or is it the board,
Something more sinister is striking a chord,
With shovel and pick and sexual grunt
Ole Tex is found fucking a maggoty cunt.
© Yeats
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stewie griffin
10:57 Wed Jan 18
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Great stuff, thank for this Tex
I hope this will become a daily feature
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Russ of the BML
10:53 Wed Jan 18
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This is, without doubt, a new low for WHO.
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goose
10:48 Wed Jan 18
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ooh ooh ooh look at me everyone! you fucking creepy weirdo attention seeking whore.
no wonder everyone hates you.
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Eerie Descent
9:36 Wed Jan 18
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Here's a church, here's a steeple
Burn the fuckers down, sexy dead people
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Your mum
9:24 Wed Jan 18
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Texas Iron is a cunt, E-I-E-I-O
He posts dog shit every day, E-I-E-I-O
With a full stop here, a full stop there, a full stop every fucking where
TEXAS IRON IS A CUNT
E-I-E-I-O!
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Texas Iron
6:01 Wed Jan 18
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blog = 12 years old...
One Word Rhymed...
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joe blob
3:42 Wed Jan 18
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To be fair to today's little ditty,
It's crass, lacks class, it's a pity,
It tries to be clever and witty
And fails as it's so fucking shitty
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gph
3:22 Wed Jan 18
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He should be encouraged - to the oint where he sends his stuff to a publisher.
He can report back...
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Westham67
3:20 Wed Jan 18
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He's at his best in his pants and vest
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gank
3:06 Wed Jan 18
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Stop taking the piss. If nobody is better than Texas at poetry then no matter how shit he is, he's still the best.
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Spandex Sidney
1:58 Wed Jan 18
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How about:
There once was a player called Dimitri (he's a cunt)
Who was an utterly humongous cunt
How much of a cunt?
A hugely, massive, colossal cunt
Who everyone thought was a cunt
At least it rhymes.
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Texas Iron
1:36 Wed Jan 18
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Ex...
I'll let the tech geniuses on WHO search for my gems ...as,appropriate...
😎😎😎😎
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Noah
1:31 Wed Jan 18
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Spam Ayres
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Eerie Descent
12:36 Wed Jan 18
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Your poetry could make a blind man see. A deaf man hear. A disabled man walk again. A dead man alive...
Actually, scrap that last one. Don't want you writing a love poem next.
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andyd12345
12:23 Wed Jan 18
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Fucking hell
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happygilmore
12:11 Wed Jan 18
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i've stolen the copyrights. going to make me rich.
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WHU(Exeter)
11:32 Tue Jan 17
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Tex, I hope you are keeping all these, especially that Olympic Rising one?
it would be a crime, if these aren't being captured in a kind of collection, for a complete rerun at some later point.
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